Thursday, September 17, 2009

More Church Signs

Well, it's 4am and I am facing another sleepless night. I don't think I have the Flu, but all this congestion and coughing is keeping me awake. Luckily, I have not missed any work this week. A coaching buddy of mine has volunteered to announce the Northview football game for me at the stadium Friday Night. As much as I enjoy announcing, I might just have to let him. I don't think the Northview fans want to hear Kermit the Frog screaming "Touchdown Cougars!" So I decided to at least do something constructive this morning in between popping hall's cough drops and chugging NyQuil. I thought you might want to see some more church signs from around the Internet. I love these:

Do not criticize your wife's judgement: see whom she married

God, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am

There's no A/C in hell either

Stop, drop, and roll won't work in hell

Santa Claus never died for anyone

Download your worries: Get online with God

Why pay for G.P.S.? God gives direction for free

Hurricanes, floods, AIDS...Can you hear me now? -God

Who wants to be a Christianaire?

Jesus-your get-out-of-hell-free card

To prevent sinburn, use SONscreen

Don't give up. Moses was once a basket-case

The Rapture! Separation of Church and State

If you have anymore funny church signs, please Email me.

1 comment:

  1. Haha those signs are funny!! :D Thank you for sharing. Hope you get to feeling better. God bless!!