Well, it's 4am and I am facing another sleepless night. I don't think I have the Flu, but all this congestion and coughing is keeping me awake. Luckily, I have not missed any work this week. A coaching buddy of mine has volunteered to announce the Northview football game for me at the stadium Friday Night. As much as I enjoy announcing, I might just have to let him. I don't think the Northview fans want to hear Kermit the Frog screaming "Touchdown Cougars!" So I decided to at least do something constructive this morning in between popping hall's cough drops and chugging NyQuil. I thought you might want to see some more church signs from around the Internet. I love these:
Do not criticize your wife's judgement: see whom she married
God, help me to be the person my dog thinks I am
There's no A/C in hell either
Stop, drop, and roll won't work in hell
Santa Claus never died for anyone
Download your worries: Get online with God
Why pay for G.P.S.? God gives direction for free
Hurricanes, floods, AIDS...Can you hear me now? -God
Who wants to be a Christianaire?
Jesus-your get-out-of-hell-free card
To prevent sinburn, use SONscreen
Don't give up. Moses was once a basket-case
The Rapture! Separation of Church and State
If you have anymore funny church signs, please Email me.