Funny how we set our clocks for 6am to rise for work or school but can't seem to get up by 10am Sunday morning for church.
Funny how we call God our father and Jesus our Brother but find it hard to introduce them to our family.
Funny how small "our" sins seem and how big "their" sins are.
Funny how we demand justice for others but Mercy for ourselves.
Funny how we can't think of anything to say when we pray but how easily we can spread the latest gossip.
Funny how we are so quick to take directions from a total stranger but hesitate to take God's directions for our lives.
Funny how churchgoers sing Standing On The Promises but all they do is sit on the premises.
Funny how we want God to answer our prayers, but we refuse to listen to His counsel.
Funny how it is alright to blame God for evil and suffering in the world but it is not necessary to thank Him for what is good and pleasant.
Funny how we believe what the newspaper says but question what the Bible says.
Funny how lewd, crude, and obscene pass so freely through Cyberspace but God is suppressed in the school and workplace.
Funny how we can send a thousand jokes through Email but think twice about sending good things about Jesus.